Holler

brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

cryinodonoghue:

theres a grief that cant be spoken

theres a pain goes on and on

empty chairs at empty tables

im not going to comic con

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

tastefullyoffensive:

[isaidsomyself]

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills