catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day
what the fuck ash
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
parents: “u should be more active”
you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
theres a grief that cant be spoken
theres a pain goes on and on
empty chairs at empty tables
im not going to comic con
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me. I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders. the three most important CIA skills